“If I Were a Turkey”-Kianna Elkins (10 years old)

Sat, Dec 1, 2007

Jason Elkins

Gobble Gobble

If I were the turkey in the Thanksgiving Dinner, I would feel so nervous and people will be looking at me with slobber coming out of their mouth. I would be able to see everything they were doing. When they get ready to cook me I will be the wildest turkey ever. I would run across people’s heads and run across the table and squish all of their food and then I would jump all over people again. It would be the worst day of my life.

I will go in the woods and get my whole family of turkeys and make all of the people scared and then my family would fix our own family Thanksgiving dinner. We would eat chicken instead of turkey, we would eat yams, cranberry pie, stuffing. We would eat anything we could find. That is what I would do if I were a turkey.

The only edits I made were spelling!
Jason (Proud Dad) Elkins

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2 Comments For This Post

  1. Brad Says:

    I loved this!!! Im sure I would probably do the same thing if I were a turkey :) .

  2. Jason Says:

    I laughed so hard when I read it the first time (it was a school assignment) that I had to share it. I’m glad you enjoyed it!

    Love,
    Jason
    Transparent Christian Magazine

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